Sure, I sometimes dream about a nice wedding where all my friends and family are attending, and I am the CENTER of attention for once. I am a GIRL after all, even though sometimes i might as well be a mann. But thats just not who I AM. Who I am is not known to many people, not even my own family. I do believe I have been likened as “crazy, weird, eccentric, and freaky.” My word? Unique, and Eccentric. Heh heh.

But you know what? I’d like to be married in VEGAS by ELVIS! My sister aunt Jo could be one of the witnesses since Elvis is her passion. I wonder what the cost would be to be married in the US when we’re solid Canadians?

But whatever, can you imagine? The honeymoon could take place there as well, considering the Him and I have never seen Vegas.

Hunka Hunka Burning Love? Sounds like an STD problem

Oh sure, wedding snobs will scoff at the small price tag of the wedding but who the hell cares? I sure don’t. It’s my wedding, not theirs. If they don’t like it, the DON’T COME TO IT!

Besides, Less money on a wedding, more money for a down payment on a ratty ghetto Simpson Street house in our old city. Yeah baby, I think big. Woot!

Images:

May Bride by http://www.flickr.com/photos/peagreenchick/

Las Vegas Elvis Weddings by http://www.flickr.com/photos/8446715@N02/

Hopefully by the time winter rears its frozen ugly head, my family will have a connection and of course with every connection I MUST have wireless!

Once that happens, I can update my blogs whenever i want! woohoo.
For now, I have wordpress installed locally, so I can type up my posts then upload them onto this blog whenever I get the chance.

well, im out again. I’ll try to return again soon!

But im curious, WHY are you coming to my site? It’s not like I have the awesome, glamorous life of a city girl or starlet. I’m just an ordinary woman living in a rinkydink First Nations reserve with no prospects of gaining the future that I want. So seriously? Why are you here?

ANYWAYS, today was better then most days. I took part in the truck rally with my Auntie, grandmother, and cousin. It was fun, even if i didn’t win anything. Apparently, they’re doing radio games for those of us that can’t take part in the Aboriginal Mating Season aka the First Nations All-Bands hockey tournament.

My cousin won some money though, so i guess I’ll rob her later. Naw, I’m just joking, I wouldn’t do that….or would I?

Anyways. another boring post, on another boring day. So if you still find my lack of a life interesting, come back soon or better yet, SUBSCRIBE.

If this band can come back after 10 YEARS then so can some of the other bands i loved from the 80′s and 90′s. Now to wait, petition and find out which bands still have live members.

On that note, I’ll leave you with one of Sin With Sebastians new songs, “”Fuck You! (I Am In Love)”.

httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Xl936G5E4

1. When my cat wakes me up at 4 AM. My kitten insists on waking me up at odd intervals at night. It is even tougher because I sleep on a matress on the floor so she always has access to my face. She’ll meow in my ear, lick my face, and bump her cute furry head into mine. It gets me cranky but her loud purrs take the edge off. I wouldn’t be so annoyed if it was because she needed something but when I get up to check, her food bowl is full, her water bowl is full, and her litter box is clean!
2. When my cat goes nuts for no apparent reason. My cat has a crazy session every evening where she will run around, and jump on everything. Which sucks because I usually wear shorts in the evenings and she’ll jump on my leg which results in her claws sinking into my flesh. I don’t believe in declawing, but her appointment at the grooming center keeps getting postponed! I bought softclaws but I need to wait until she gets her nails trimmed.
3. When my boyfriend insists on eating dairy products even though he is lactose-intolerant! One word: P.U!
4. When people talk while other people are giving a presentation or anything similar. In college, people would always be yakking while a group/person was trying to give a presentation or ask the professor a question. I find it disrespectful and it drives me nuts! I have also experienced this at work, during the training sessions.
5. The long wait when contacting customer service by phone! I especially hate it when it makes you go through hoops to contact someone and in the end you only had to press 0! Say it on the first menu, for pete’s sake!

Anyways, I don’t have much pleasant memories of my childhood and youth due to reasons that I don’t feel like divulging right now.  So, the great memories of my childhood and youth are very precious to me and I thought I would share my top five sweetest memories. (I have more, but only after I was adopted by my grandmother.) Please be aware that some of these memories may not be sweet but they were to me in their own unique way.

1. Sharing a room with my auntie who was a teenager when i was about 6 or 7 years old. It was awesome hearing her crawl in and out of the window. I especially loved getting threatened with bodily harm should I say anything. I may be exaggerating due to my age and mind capacity at the time but hey its what I remember. Ha!
2. The family pets-they were all the sweetest things in the world when they weren’t barking their heads off or humping you. I remember seeing one of the younger dogs being banged by my biological moms father when I was 8. I also loved the two family cats who have both since died. My cousin T got a kitten when she was 2 years old and named him after the fox in Fox and The Hound.  This cat was awesome! I cried when we couldn’t find him after the entire family had gone on vacation. We also had a cat that was named after the dog in Fox and The Hound. My sweetest memories involve the pets, who have all since died so it’s too sad to think about right now, so moving on!
3. The time when my entire reservation (oh yeah-I’m Native American/First Nations/Whatever you call us) was convinced that Pokemon and Teletubbies were sent by the devil and burned everything connected to them. It all started because someone was burning their garbage, (as it is done on reserves since we have no other way to “mulch” the trash), and a blue light came from the teletubby doll that was in the trash. Ha, me and my cousins stashed some of the toys because it would have been hell to deal with their bitching and crying.
4. Watching North of 60, the best damn show that was ever on CBC. I always watched it with my grandma/legal mother and we loved the time spent together since she was always busy working, and I was always busy being a little snot. Watching it as an adult, I realize that I never grasped on what a corrupt place Lynx River was. Albert FTW!
5. Not being allowed to skip a class because the teacher had a personal vendetta against me. Even my legal mother agreed with me about that. Apparently this teacher didn’t like kids who cried a lot even if they have a MEDICAL/PSYCHOLOGICAL reason. Things turned against her though when I would answer every damn question correctly and passed the class with the highest grade. Ha! Wait, that wasn’t much of a revenge was it? Whatever. That class ended up my favorite because that’s where I first befriended my first best friend.

Anyways, as you can see some bitter memories can actually be sweet memories if you dig into the big picture into the little pictures.

What are some of your best memories?

Oh, BTW if you’re interested in learning more about what caused my psychological problems or about how life actually IS on a First Nations reserve (has ups and downs) then please let me know in the comments section or contact page.

And also, for people who don’t know what the hell I am talking about when I say North of 60 or Albert FTW, check back here later. I will be installing some type of “footnotes” plugin a la Faboulously Jinxed.

Apparently, kids like Spongebob with a little sex appeal. At least, thats the vibe that I got from the stupid commercial. What the hell were the marketers at Burger King thinking??? Isn’t this the type of ad that would have mobs of angry parents complaining? I know I have a thing or two to say and I don’t even have a kid!

It would be fine if it was just good ol’ SpongeBob in the advertisement, although the little yellow dude creeps me out, but they just had to have girls shaking their square booties.

Don’t get me wrong, I find it a bit amusing but I don’t think it is suitable for something targetting towards kids.

And without further ado, here are the five reasons that I think you should join CMF Ads.

1. It is co-owned by Turnip of Turnip of Power, and everyone knows that vegetables will one day rule the world. So why not get cozy now? It also doesn’t hurt that Turnip is very knowledgeable in social media, and with that knowledge, he can help create a very successful social network.
2. You can advertise on other blogs within your niche for a reasonable, affordable cost. If you can’t afford buying credits then simply post in the Notice Board for people to advertise on your widget.
3. CMF Ads is a no splog zone, so you are seeing nothing but great blogs. If you think that none of the blogs are of quality then you probably need your head checked. Just check out A Frog To Kiss, anyone knows that someone who loves Kyra Sedgewicks lips is a mastermind.
4. The forum is a great resource for bloggers, and best of all, you get to SPEAK YOUR MIND, without getting horribly bashed to pieces.
5. And last but not least, you should join because I’m there. But then again that might be a deal breaker, but either way get typing and join!

Now this blog isn’t in the network yet, but my blogging resource blog is and I have gotten a great amount of traffic and have gained quite a few new readers.

Photo is courtesy of Gaetan Lee.

The theme I am using has a lot of hard coded things that I am going to have to go into and change. The authors used static links instead of the dynamic WordPress linkage so I will be fixing these things up